Think this is clean enough but the car needs washing .

[johnakay]

Your wife decides to go out with her friends on a girls night dancing….

You’re okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night….

You hear her stumble into bed around 4am and laugh knowing she’s going to have a monster hangover….

You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night…

You sigh in relief because it’s all in one piece….

You circle the car looking for dents and find none….

But then…. Wait a minute……

 

[Jguarfn28]

Here's to hoping that your significant other isn't the one who was draped over the hood getting ridden...... Although I must admit that riding other things than bikes is enjoyable;-)

 

[Rocker66]

Although I must admit that riding other things than bikes is enjoyable;-)

Very true but at least bikes are far easier and cheaper to get rid of when they become troublesome

 

[happy]

AHALAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA.....Thanks John, that's a good one (even though I have seen it before).
LOL

 

[johnakay]

AHALAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA.....Thanks John, that's a good one (even though I have seen it before).
LOL

really? wasn't your lass was it

 

[happy]

really? wasn't your lass was it

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My cars NEVER get that dirty, so I won't know.