An old man with a stick gets on a bus but there are no spare seats so he has to stand, leaning on his stick.
The bus suddenly brakes and he slips.
A cheeky wee fecker shouts over at him, "Hey granda, if you had a rubber on the end of your stick that wouldn't have happened!!"
The old man replies, "If your father had taken the same advice I'd have a fecking seat."
The bus suddenly brakes and he slips.
A cheeky wee fecker shouts over at him, "Hey granda, if you had a rubber on the end of your stick that wouldn't have happened!!"
The old man replies, "If your father had taken the same advice I'd have a fecking seat."
