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A blonde woman was speeding and was pulled over by a blonde female police officer. "May I see your driver's license please?" the cop asks. The driver is flustered and fishes around in her purse, not finding her license. "I can't seem to find it, officer, can you remind me what it looks like?" she said. Cop says, "Well, it's rectangular and it has your picture on it." So the driver looks again and after a few seconds pulls out her compact mirror. She looks at the mirror and says "Here it is!" and hands the mirror to the cop. The cop looks at it, rolls her eyes, hands it back to the driver and says "Why didn't you tell me you were a cop when I pulled you over?"
Disclaimer: my wife is a blonde and she approved this joke.
A blonde woman was speeding and was pulled over by a blonde female police officer. "May I see your driver's license please?" the cop asks. The driver is flustered and fishes around in her purse, not finding her license. "I can't seem to find it, officer, can you remind me what it looks like?" she said. Cop says, "Well, it's rectangular and it has your picture on it." So the driver looks again and after a few seconds pulls out her compact mirror. She looks at the mirror and says "Here it is!" and hands the mirror to the cop. The cop looks at it, rolls her eyes, hands it back to the driver and says "Why didn't you tell me you were a cop when I pulled you over?"
Disclaimer: my wife is a blonde and she approved this joke.
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