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Here in Arkansas, AlaDAMNbama is headed to Fayttenam for a 5pm college football showdown with the Razorbacks. I've invited Bamamate over to watch the thrashing that the Hogs will put on his beloved pink elephants. :D But I'm not sure Matt is a real Bama fan, he is WAY too intelligent and reasonable to really be a Bama fan :) so the following picture does not apply to him.

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GO HOGS!
 
You got it "WRONG"!

Here in Arkansas, AlaDAMNbama is headed to Fayttenam for a 5pm college football showdown with the Razorbacks. I've invited Bamamate over to watch the thrashing that the Hogs will put on his beloved pink elephants. :D But I'm not sure Matt is a real Bama fan, he is WAY too intelligent and reasonable to really be a Bama fan :) so the following picture does not apply to him.

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GO HOGS!
You got it all wrong Oldjeff, Matt is a diehard Elephant fan who just happens to live in Arky-land!
And Matt will probably be delighted to come and watch those Hogs get slaughtered by 'Bama! Makes for a good pork BBQ.
Maybe you two can place a significant wager on the outcome of the slaugh..., I mean game!
Be careful Oldjeff, don't bet anything you can't afford to lose?:rolleyes:
 
You got it all wrong Oldjeff, Matt is a diehard Elephant fan who just happens to live in Arky-land!
And Matt will probably be delighted to come and watch those Hogs get slaughtered by 'Bama! Makes for a good pork BBQ.
Maybe you two can place a significant wager on the outcome of the slaugh..., I mean game!
Be careful Oldjeff, don't bet anything you can't afford to lose?:rolleyes:

I never bet on sports :D mmmm.... that's a good idea! I think I'll serve BBQ pork for dinner! :)
 
I bleed Crimson !!!
Moved to Arky to bring some cheer to the poor broken hearted Razorkback fans.
Funny you mentioned pork for dinner. I always eat pork before the Tide eats their pork!!!

Wish I could come but UCA plays at 6pm so I’ll be at the UCA game and listening on the radio to Bama munch on some hog. Daughter is in the UCA color guard and hopefully, in addition to the flag, will be flipping a rifle for the first time if she passes her qualifications this week.
 
I bleed Crimson !!!
Moved to Arky to bring some cheer to the poor broken hearted Razorkback fans.
Funny you mentioned pork for dinner. I always eat pork before the Tide eats their pork!!!

Wish I could come but UCA plays at 6pm so I’ll be at the UCA game and listening on the radio to Bama munch on some hog. Daughter is in the UCA color guard and hopefully, in addition to the flag, will be flipping a rifle for the first time if she passes her qualifications this week.

Is she ROTC? Or just the color guard?
 
I bleed Crimson !!!
Moved to Arky to bring some cheer to the poor broken hearted Razorkback fans.
Funny you mentioned pork for dinner. I always eat pork before the Tide eats their pork!!!

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Will one of you razorbacks please feed bamamate, the poor fellow must be starving right now!
 
I bleed Crimson !!!
Moved to Arky to bring some cheer to the poor broken hearted Razorkback fans.
Funny you mentioned pork for dinner. I always eat pork before the Tide eats their pork!!!

Wish I could come but UCA plays at 6pm so I’ll be at the UCA game and listening on the radio to Bama munch on some hog. Daughter is in the UCA color guard and hopefully, in addition to the flag, will be flipping a rifle for the first time if she passes her qualifications this week.

I want to come to a UCA game this year, they have been playing pretty good from what I read, plus it's a HECK of a lot cheaper to get into a UCA than a Hogs game :) I'll be sure to text you the play by play destruction of the Pink Tide in Fayettenam :)
 
You need to come up for a UCA game. They are looking pretty good this year. GA tickets are only $15 though you can frequently find someone giving away extra tickets that their company bought. Last home game was family day so tickets were only $8. I’m easy to find in the stands. Just look for the Bama stadium seat ;)

Text me the destruction……….my phone will never buzz.
 
Here in Arkansas, AlaDAMNbama is headed to Fayttenam for a 5pm college football showdown with the Razorbacks. I've invited Bamamate over to watch the thrashing that the Hogs will put on his beloved pink elephants. :D But I'm not sure Matt is a real Bama fan, he is WAY too intelligent and reasonable to really be a Bama fan :) so the following picture does not apply to him.

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GO HOGS!

Sure you need to comment on other's gene pools? Arkansas is where a guy will introduce his wife AND sister with only one woman present.
 
Sure you need to comment on other's gene pools? Arkansas is where a guy will introduce his wife AND sister with only one woman present.

Being an outsider to Arkansas and recently moving here I always find these comments funny. I probably made them myself. One thing I have releazed about the Little Rock area is over half the people are transplants. I rarely meet someone that is originally from here. Everyone has a full set of teeth and they are married to people outside thier blood lines. I guess I need to take a look in the backwoods. I had expected more of a "Deliverance" type situation.
 
Being a former Arkansan ( and always a Razorback fan) and a current Alabamian (and a huge Bama fan)- this is a game I wait for all year. My team wins either way;)!
 
Being a former Arkansan ( and always a Razorback fan) and a current Alabamian (and a huge Bama fan)- this is a game I wait for all year. My team wins either way;)!

He who sits on the fence fails to make a useful contribution to either side. Soon, he will be pulling splinters from his rectum.

"Go Kent State"

Kent State has the worst winning percentage in the history of college football.
 
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He who sits on the fence fails to make a useful contribution to either side. Soon, he will be pulling splinters from his rectum.

"Go Kent State"

Kent State has the worst winning percentage in the history of college football.
. ;)OK you got me. In all honesty, the last few years Bama has had a lot more at stake; therefore I'm usually leaning a little more in that direction. Roll Tide Roll....there, I said it! ( But I'm still wearing my plastic Razorback hat on Saturday :) )
 
Before any SEC fan gets too full of themself think about how you change a light bulb. (Arkansas has it easiest on this one ;) )
HOW MANY SEC STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

At VANDERBILT: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as good as the bulbs changed at Harvard.

At GEORGIA : it takes two, one to change the bulb and one to phone an engineer at Georgia Tech for instructions.

At FLORIDA : it takes four, one to screw in the bulb and three to figure out how to get stoned off the old one.

At ALABAMA : it takes five, one to change it, two to reminisce about how The Bear would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA investigator and one to throw the other old bulb at Fulmer.

At OLE MISS: it takes six, one to change it, two to mix the drinks and three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.

At LSU: it takes seven, and each one gets credit for five semester hours.

At KENTUCKY : it takes eight, one to screw it in and seven to discuss how much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season.

At TENNESSEE : it takes ten, two to figure out how to screw it in, two to buy an orange lampshade, and six to phone a radio call-in show and talk about how much they hate Alabama .

At MISSISSIPPI STATE : it takes fifteen, one to screw in the bulb, two to buy the Skoal, and twelve to yell, "GO TO HELL, OLE MISS".

At AUBURN : it takes one hundred, one to change it, forty-nine to talk about how they did it better than at Bama, and fifty to get drunk and roll Toomer's Corner when finished.

At SOUTH CAROLINA : it takes 80,000, one to screw it in and 79,999 to discuss how this finally will be the year that they have a decent football team.

At ARKANSAS : None. There is no electricity in Arkansas.
 
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